Lent, Like a slow moving truck

This year:

1. I will give up alcohol for Lent, this includes Sundays, excludes St Patrick's day although that does not mean getting blind drunk on that day.
2. I will read a new religious book during lent for 5 minutes each morning
3. I will go to 1 mid week mass a week. On Tuesday night or Thursday night most likely.
4. I will call Az each week on Tuesday nights @ 7pm.